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	<title>its a jungle out there... &#187; Primite pe mess</title>
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	<description>Despre mine, despre tine, despre ei...</description>
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		<title>Cop 2.0</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/08/04/cop-2-0/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nu am ce face. Trebuie sa pun poza asta aici :) Imi place sa vad ca si brigazile de politie se aliniaza standardelor mileniului 3, intr-un final ;)]]></description>
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		<title>Hitech + Imbracaminte = Love</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/05/15/hitech-imbracaminte-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 13:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chiar daca-l apostrofez pe Cristi pentru ca ma spameaza cu linkuri catre blogul lui, de data asta&#8230; ii multumesc:) You gotta love it. Astept cu nerabdare ziua in care aceeasi tehnologie se va aplica si in cazul asternuturilor. Cu imbracatul/ dezbracatul ma descurc. Si nici nu simt nevoia sa schimb outfit-ul cand sunt plecat de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Greatest Prank Call Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/04/29/the-greatest-prank-call-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Este si asta o varianta, pentru data viitoare cand te suna de pe la vreo firma, sa-ti ofere cine stie ce tampenie :)]]></description>
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		<title>Mama ei de capota&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/04/27/mama-ei-de-capota/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Am primit zilele trecute un link pe mess (sar&#8217;na). Click si hop pe treaba (citit). Si citeam si radeam; citeam si radeam&#8230; Selectii din cele 11 pagini pe forum &#8211; dialog intre femei: &#8220;daca are cineva (skoda octavia), imi spuneti si mie cum se ridica capota? Totusi nu m-as duce la astia de la reprezentanta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iluzii</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/04/23/iluzii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Relax, nu este un video cu sperieturi. Nu apare nimic ciudat. Funny huh? Acum stii ce ai de facut inainte de a te dezbraca in fata partenerului. Il/O pui sa se holbeze la spirala si sa vezi apoi ce se va minuna uitandu-se la&#8230;. ce-i arati pe acolo :) Hmm&#8230; acum ii inteleg pe cei [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Priceless</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/04/22/priceless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ete ca in alta parte functioneaza aparatele de radar dotate cu camera foto :) Cine nu s-a dumirit&#8230; sa se uite mai bine. Asa ca, mare grija la condus. Daca te tii de &#8230; altele, macar nu apasa acceleratia :)]]></description>
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		<title>8 martie martisor</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/03/06/8-martie-martisor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 12:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[RETETA DE TORT (ptr. 8 MARTIE), : INGREDIENTE: 1 barbat bine, 1 baton de vanilie gros si vesel, 2 oua, 1 pat fara arcuri, 1 litru de vin rosu, 1 piersica pufoasa, 1 felie de lamaie. MOD DE PREPARARE: Se ia barbatul cu binisorul, se uda cu 100 ml coniac sau vin rosu (dupa gust), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dimensiuni</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/03/05/dimensiuni/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Da, barbatii nu prea intelg ce si cum. Mai mult, nu retin niciodata care este marimea potrivita si daca vor sa faca un sutien cadou, intreaba prietenele iubitei. Dar totusi, altii s-au gandit la acest aspect si au simplificat lucrurile pentru noi. Finally, intelegem si putem retine :)]]></description>
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		<title>Resume &#8211; How To</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/03/05/resume-how-to/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My R esimay To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Motive pentru a te duce dezbracat la munca</title>
		<link>http://www.herea.ro/2009/03/05/10-motive-pentru-a-te-duce-dezbracat-la-munca/</link>
		<comments>http://www.herea.ro/2009/03/05/10-motive-pentru-a-te-duce-dezbracat-la-munca/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Primite pe mess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. Seful tau zbiara tot timpul: “Vreau sa-ti vad fundul aici la ora 8!” 2. Profiti de radiatiile emise de monitor pentru a te bronza pe tot corpul. 3. “Mi-ar placea sa contribui si eu, dar mi-am uitat portofelul in pantaloni!” 4. E un mod original de a demonstra tuturor ca nu esti dotat doar [...]]]></description>
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