My R esimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain ladies and all the men.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Maria

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me

my pic

Employer’s response:…

Dear Maria,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday